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February 6, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Henry Damon, a married father of two from Caracas Venezuela, is obsessed with looking like the semi-obscure Red Skull from Captain America. So much so that he cut off his nose. He’s already had a butt load of face tattoos, implants, and silicon injections, and after still not resembling Red Skull he figured he would go for the look of Noseless Red Skull. The interesting thing is Red Skull is totally shaven and bald, yet Henry still has a buzz cut and a beard. Maybe you should start with shaving your head before chopping off your nose. Henry’s surgeon can attest he is perfectly normal as long as he keeps bringing his business:
“Henry, aka Red Skull, is a physically and intellectually healthy person. He’s an excellent son, husband and father, who has an extreme taste for body modification.”
There you have it. Just a normal completely psychologically unscarred person who has foregone his career as a prominent newscaster to dedicate his life to resembling a comic book villain. His kids are totally safe. So are you, doc, as long as you keep doing his cutting. Thumbs down and he’s showing up at the clinic with a sawed off ready to take down the Captain.