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Two And A Half Men Finally Done

February 25, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

The cultural abomination Two and a Half Men is over after twelve painful seasons. Fans of the show had hoped Charlie Sheen would return for the finale and also that they’d be allowed some extra warm milk tonight. Sheen’s character had been killed off years ago but the final episode explained he’d actually been held captive by his widow for four years, at which point he escaped and was nearly hit by a train but his life was saved by a goat. If this sounds fucking horrible you’ve never seen the show. Arnold Schwartzenegger made an appearance as a police officer and harassed some women backstage. Chuck Lorre, the show’s creator, wrote himself into the script and was smashed by a piano as he said “Winning” and your grandpa pulled the plug on your grandma. August T Jones, who played the fat kid, had previously denounced the show because he’s in a religious cult but made an appearance because Carl’s Jr. doesn’t accept Jesus parables in lieu of cash anymore. The show has always been highly rated among what’s left of the broadcast television audience. Primarily the catatonic and people too lazy to masturbate. I’m hoping it won’t go into syndication and America can wash its hands of this unfortunate period. Unfortunately there’s a lot of channels. Cover your mouth.

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