Uma Thurman Looks Different

Uma Thurman modified her face for a role called I fucked up something awful trying to look younger God please give me a do-over. Some of the kinder celebrity rags are referring to her almost unrecognizable face last night as ‘make-up free’. She’s clearly wearing make up so that seemed rather lazy by way of excuses. Why not blame the harvest moon or GMOs or the dearth of non-asian female engineers. The first twenty roles and $40 million came rather easy, but now you’re losing the leading lady spots to bitches half your age that used to be you. Peyton Manning’s had four neck surgeries to keep himself employed in the NFL. Don’t think he wouldn’t have his face sliced open and tugged up under his hairline if he could add two more shots at a Super Bowl title. Everybody hears the footsteps. You can only hope when they come for you you’ve got an extra $50K lying around and a discreet doctor in Manhattan.

Photo Credit: Getty/Vs Magazine Fall 2014