Andy Cohen Gay For Pay

Bravo TV host and professional guffawing entertainer Andy Cohen has joined Tinder which is not coincidental because Tinder will pay any celebrity not named Bill Cosby to join Tinder and contract HPV. Cohen joins the list of paid endorsers pretending they’d bang somebody random which includes Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan, Adele, Halle Berry, Chelsea Handler, Rikki Lake, and the robot from Short Circuit. Who’s Johnny? If you want a run at Katy Perry your best bet is to put on a suit and claim you’re related to Bob Durst. Hot chicks aren’t on Tinder they’re at the club down the street you can’t get into. Gay guys hook up in line at Starbucks so Cohen may be an anomaly. If that’s your bag I’d say go for it. You only pretend to live once.

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