Audrina Partridge The Blessed

Dubiously busy Audrina Partridge humble bragged about having not worked out in a year while posting nearly nudes of herself looking like she works out. She made sure to mention she is still in shape and toned and that she has good genes, because she is what scientists refer to as a cunt:

“On a mission to get back into shape and work on dat bootay!!!!… I honestly have not really worked out in a year and have lost my muscle and extra toned body… Give me a couple months to whip it into shape.. I may be petite and skinny genetically but its easy to lose shape!”

If there’s anything fat banshees hate more than a good looking woman it’s working out. You’ve just been thrown the gauntlet. It’s easy to piss off the fat acceptance bloggers but they’re too lazy to do anything. Now you’ve alienated yourself from hoards of hot chicks sweating through yoga class because you’re making them shallower. Let me guess, you are such a pig sometimes because you love a certain burger chain. I think you’re lying. If not you’ll look like shit by the time we have pilot cars. Regardless, in one svelte swoop you may have become the worst person ever. Yet I’d still let you sit on my face. Life is fucked up.

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