Cops Release Selfie Of Thief

Some chick in Selden New York, population sad, printed a whole bunch of photos at a Walgreens and left the store without paying for them. Unfortunately there were records of the images including this one which clearly identifies her as a small town seven. Police have released the photo and are offering a $500 reward for information leading to her arrest or her phone number. We can make this disappear. You a fan of the Islanders? Shit what about chili dogs and mango juice? Alright we’re getting nowhere here. Spread ’em. If you know her give her a ring. She owes you 500 bucks.

Photo Credit: SuffolkCountyNy.gov