Creepy Dad Makes Millions on YouTube (VIDEO)

A Filipino dad moved to the U.S. and started directing his preschool aged children to play with toys on camera for his YouTube channel. Nothing novel until millions of people started watching the videos daily. I’d blame it on the pedos, why not, but they simply don’t fill enough ranks to explain the views. This perversion runs far deeper. It’s that disturbing trend of women immersed in other people’s offspring. It starts with a few Likes for baby photos on Facebook photos and the next thing you know you’re up to seven hours a day watching kids you don’t know jumping into urine soaked shopping mall playpens. You know you should stop, but you can’t. You could call your sponsor, but she’s watching too. It’s just so damn delicious.

The genius family in question chooses not to share their last names, which is smart, since several hundred unstable fat women with knives want desperately to live with them. The dad says he’ll take in $1.5 million in video revenue this year, second only to YouTube itself which will take in about 800 billion times infinity exploiting kiddy home videos. The family is buying cars and homes and of course saving up college funds for whichever ones of their kids haven’t killed themselves by eighteen. Two out of three seems a safe estimate.