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March 31, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Elderly Jewish woman David Lee Roth pulled one of his patented old school mi stand moves on Jimmy Kimmel Live and promptly bloodied his nose. This is a certain sign it’s time to retire to the luxury of young models who will spend the night at your house then lie to the press about your monster hard cock. That’s not so bad really.
Watch Diamond Dave smash his fucking face in. (TMZ)
Doutzen Kroes takes a bikini selfie because why not? (Drunken Stepfather)
Zayn Malik releases first solo song and boy does it suck. (Dlisted)
Bailey Schiech Instagrams some sexy pics of herself. (COED)
Meet Mia Butler and her tits. (Busted Coverage)
Hot girls in sports bras. They know you’re looking, they really do. (The Chive)
Demi Lovato’s booty looks outstanding in this bikini pic. (Popoholic)