Dick Dabbing Obama

Self identified artist Brent Ray Fraser only paints with his dick because the art world always needs something to talk about at their cocktail parties since they don’t have interesting day jobs. Plus, they really love cock. Fraser summed it up eloquently:

“It’s like the Warhol Factory, but with my dick. Working on the art gets me aroused.”

I would actually find this impressive if I didn’t know it was total bullshit. All of Fraser’s other cock paintings simply entail him dunking his dong in paint and pressing it onto a canvass. You can’t paint with your dick. At the very best he got a black and white Obama poster and filled in the lines with scabby turpentine ravaged shlong. Like ninety-nine percent of modern art projects, anyone can do that if they have the time. And a dick.

Photo Credit: BrentRayFraser.com