FEMEN Vs. Zuckerberg, Not A Fair Fight

The ever-boisterous garden club ladies of FEMEN were protesting in Barcelona outside some tech conference where Mark Zuckerberg was set to announce that he owns all you bitches, drop the mic, and depart through the ceiling in his four city block sized hovercraft. The topless feminists are pissed that Facebook is censoring their topless protest pictures. They obviously see it as political, oblivious to Zuck’s massive phobia surrounding engorged breasts and female genitalia. He’s not gay, he’s just super weird and has a shit ton of money, which means you’re not going to win. The man doesn’t want nipples in his house, there will be no nipples. Without passing any value judgements, my eyes and balls tell me this is the FEMEN B-team. I’m not sure they had their heart in this one.

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