Gisele Bundchen Grateful

Gisele Bundchen posted a photo of herself looking svelte with the words “Grateful” written in the sand by a professional. This is thought to be in reference to her impending retirement from modeling. Bundchen will celebrate with an extra rice cake and a toast of Fen Phen laced sparking cider. Modeling requires walking and not eating, things which most people do part of every day. Such a specific skill set all but entails Bunchen will continue her chosen vocation even if there is not a crowd full of the worst people in the world dismissively sitting to her left and right. She could let herself go and still be the hottest chick in most towns and possibly be allowed into clubs in Sau Paulo. Tom Brady’s a lucky man. If he likes a good grip I’m confused what he’s holding onto.

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