Harrison Ford Crash Lands Plane, Bloodied, Maybe Could Use a Nap

I’m not about to make old people shouldn’t be driving jokes. It’s not funny. They really shouldn’t be driving. Though it’s politically unreasonable to think that will ever change. So we should just round them up and make them eat in school cafeterias in Brentwood and Santa Barbara where all the non-immunized kids have rubella. Things will work themselves out.

Harrison Ford and his earring have been crashing his private small and vintage planes for a while now. His latest came an hour ago when he crashed his 2-seater fighter prop plane into the golf course that runs alongside the Santa Monica Airport. He missed it by this much. Harrison was reported to be alive though in need of seventeen Curads® and an Almond Joy for his munchies. Nobody on the ground was hurt, or they were, but they’re not famous, so it’s not super important. If you’re playing golf on a Thursday early afternoon, fuck you. You deserve a World War II era prop to the face. Engage hyperspace, Chewy. Chewy?

Photo credit: LucasFilm (maybe Disney now, I don’t know)