Iggy Azalea Got New Boobs And No One Noticed

Iggy Azalea got new boobs four months ago. She probably could’ve said nothing and we’d still just be talking about her fake ass she still won’t admit she gets injected. I’m not sure how her kid fans feel about all of this, but Azalea seems pretty nonplussed.

“At first, Azalea didn’t want to come out publicly about her enhancement, fearing it would send a harmful message to young girls, a majority of her fans. “But then,” she said, “I decided I wasn’t into secret-keeping.”

Other than those about her first husband, the sex tape, her record deal, why she really kind of left Twitter, or that fake ass again. These types of parsed disclosures just provide me greater respect for skilled liars. Those people who tell untruths seamlessly, effortlessly, and without fanfare. My dad lied about everything. He was so good I didn’t realize he was full of shit until I was fifteen. That was fifteen years of believing my model airplane birthday present got lost in the mail, again. I hated the USPS, but I loved my dad. Now, imagine those fifteen years filled with doubt and rage and insecurity. That’s Iggy Azalea casually admitting her tits are fake. If she let me bang her new implants, we could both be made whole again.

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