ISIS Takes Cornell (VIDEO)

Cornell’s Assistant Dean Joseph Scaffido is accepting of other cultures and beliefs in the progressive tradition. Even terrorists who are into beheading children and Death to America. Someone made an undercover video where they asked him if ISIS would be welcome on Cornell’s campus:

“Maybe we could get like a freedom fighter to come and do a training camp for students?”

At this point you have to figure you’re being trolled. You might even want to reach for that protractor in your drawer and tell security to check the bridges. Scaffido said there’s no need to worry, terrorists are free to train at Cornell so long as their Toyota trucks sport a Coexist bumper sticker:

“You would be allowed to do something like that, it’s just like bringing in a coach to do a training camp on a sports team or something.”

A coach would be banned from campus if he yelled at the power forward and he complained to his therapists. When people say they’re big on diversity, try them out on Thanksgiving dinner invites for 2nd Amendment diehards. They mean superficial diversity, trust me. Don’t send your kids to Cornell unless you want to breed an annoying radical terrorist with a gluten allergy. These beards are itchy.