Jamie Foxx Stops the Games

If your buddy ever tells you he sucked a dick that one time in college he’s either a liar or bad at it. People rarely change. Dudes buy Harleys because there’s a chick out there with a go to fetish who’s going to hate herself in the morning. That’s why if you were married to a gay guy for a contractually obligated period of years in an effort to hoodwink the public that’s pretty much the camp you’re boxed into. Jamie Foxx has heard more gay rumors than your average single diminutive flamboyant male R&B singer or at least right about on par. You may not read the black gossip press, but if you do, type ‘Jamie Foxx gay’ into their search bar and watch two-thirds of every article they’ve posted over the past decade come up. It shouldn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. But it exists. Enter Katie Holmes, Hollywood’s most famous beard. She and Foxx are apparently enjoying a sparky romance according to their publicists. I’ll believe that when I see a video of the two of them banging raw dog without the cameras on. I’d watch. But just for science. And to respond expertly on those gossip sites.

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