Jodi Arias Won’t Be Put Down

It’s probably time to get rid of the death penalty. I don’t care if you’re a sensitive soul against or the Son of Hammurabi who would tear down Death Row shotgunning inmates in their bunks, mixing the death penalty and the convoluted justice system and retired school teachers on juries just makes a fucking mess. The killers on life sentences usually end up getting brutally offed long before the death sentenced end up going peacefully to sleep. In the old days, they just shot people between the eyes. That was elegant. Arizona has toiled for seven years on this Jodi Arias chick who shot, stabbed, and nearly decapitated her FWB because the blue wire in her head shorted. The death sentence jury got repeatedly hung up on whether or not she was mentally ill. Fuck yeah, she’s mentally ill. Stable women don’t mince up their boyfriend in the shower for leaving the toilet seat up. They make snide comments and punish him silently for the next forty years. If this is where we’re at, it’s time to end this.

One of Jodi Arias victim’s sister said after the mistrial end of yet another sentencing jury, “the real justice will be in the afterlife, when Jodi burns in hell.” Let’s go with that. Arizona needs to save the cash for building stadiums in the middle of nowhere.