There was a time when you could trust a porn star. Leave your wallet on her table by accident and come back and your $43 was still in there, along with a Post-It loaded with kitty cat heart shaped snuggles. Now it’s impossible to know which sex worker to trust. It’s likely that the OSU girl caught frigging herself in the library on Facetime wasn’t as caught as she seemed. She may have been staged. Or, perhaps she was just a real coed with bj videos online and sex toys for sale molded from her anus. That’s true of many Lit majors these days. Occupy Wall Street didn’t payoff like so many unemployed college grads expected.
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