Kevin Federline Also Now a DJ

March 2, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Kevin Federline is the latest washed up tabloid scrub to professionally take up the hobby of DJing. Federline is apparently making a grand per night plus all the Totino’s Pizza Rolls he can eat playing shows at Heat Ultra Lounge in Orange County. This should come as a surprise to most of the patrons who will show up pissed there’s a cover. It’s the seven chicks who actually came early you’ll need to be weary of. Pepper spray them now before they hound your for Britney Spears tickets before pocketing your iPod. I’d like to visit a club where the whole staff is comprised of reality show trash. Federline can DJ, Nicole Ritchie can bartend and John Gosselin will mop up whatever Brandi Glanville has dripped onto the floors. Like a Jack Rabbit Slims except the people aren’t dead quite yet. I’d DJ for a thousand bucks as long as I can take smoke breaks every fifteen minutes and pretend I’m texting someone while I play minesweeper. Can I bum a cig?

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