Micaela Schaefer Snatches 250

I’m going to keep showing pictures of naked German women until somebody at Interpol sends me a threatening letter. This chick likes to paint herself and get naked next to the Brandenburg Gate as a reminder that we could easily go back to tyranny and oppression the day we stop letting chicks get naked and paint themselves next to the Brandenburg Gate. The first six times I applauded. On round seventy-one and I’m wondering why somebody hasn’t tasered her and dropped her off in the Black Forest with a warning about coming up with new creative. I’m sure there’s a reason she’s painted the Olympic Rings on her body. I’m sure I feel about that as I do the Olympics themselves. Wake me when the Brazilians are playing beach volleyball.

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