This Italian adult actress is the first chick with an IMDB starmeter rating to visit the beach sans protective sun gear since the mid-nineties. Melanoma obsessed celebrities compliment each other on the pallor of their skin at anti-vaccination meetings in the party rooms at vegan bakeries. Oh, get out, I do not look more Casper than you. I’m not sure this Italian chick understand that SPF is not a volume measurement. Who cares. She’s wiping gobs of white lotion on her bare tanned titties at the beach. That’s the grown up equivalent of the ice cream truck turning onto your block. If you could French fuck a Chipwich.
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