Robin Rinaldi Bangs Dudes, Writes Book

After 18 years of marriage Robin Rinaldi decided she wanted to fuck a bunch of dudes. She proclaimed to her husband Scott that she would live apart from him on weekdays riding random cock and come back on the weekends to take baths. Her husband was understandably not super cool with the idea, but since Rinaldi had been chewing through the couch he agreed:

“‘I won’t go to my grave with no children and four lovers” I told him repeatedly. “I refuse.” Against the idea at first, he eventually relented.”

Rinaldi placed ads on Craigslist and to no surprise was rewarded with casual anonymous sex. She fucked ten dudes and two chicks in one year. Scott took the opportunity to pull a fast one he learned from watching Cruel Intentions:

“Meanwhile, it turned out that, for around six months, Scott had been exclusively sleeping with one woman, a lot younger than me. That bothered me, especially as they hadn’t been using condoms.”

Point, Scott. I’d give their marriage another ten months or two dicks whatever comes last. Rinaldi’s book is entitled The Wild Oats Project and chronicles her quest for empowerment through fucking the Outback waiter. If you hear it brought up, that person probably isn’t marriage material. Nor do they read. From now on I’m toasting to Scott for understanding that men always do better by casual sex than women.

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