Sports Radio Pussified

Chicago sports reporter Dan Bernstein was forced to apologize because he tweeted about a chick’s giant tits because they are fucking huge and hard to ignore. Bernstein was referring to Chicago Bulls beat reporter Aiyana Cristal, who coincidentally got her job because of her Guinness Book tits and has a porn star name, when he dropped his completely commonplace observation:

“I have no interest in her work, but enjoy her giant boobs.”

You and everyone else. You’re not glued to your chair when the chick with the gargantuan melons reports the coach told the team to play hard? Being a human you’re prone to noticing outliers? What if Derrick Rose was playing with a two foot long dick hanging out of his spandex, would it be alright to note that? Someone send me the new rules. Bernstein got a lot of heat because people are pretending things don’t exist now and apologized in a desperate frenzy to keep his job:

“My words are my responsibility and my words were stupid. And there’s nobody else to blame for any difficulties that I might be going through because of my stupidity. It’s entirely on me. And I own it. And I wish I would’ve had a second thought about sending it, and I’m learning my lesson about what is appropriate, what is inappropriate to say, and I feel bad about it.”

Save it for Human Resourcesl Bernsteinl you had me at hello. In my opinion when anyone can do your job you may as well have giant tits. If you’re making a movie and garner an R rating throw a few in as well for good measure. It hurts nobody and if someone tells you otherwise they’re pretending. Now let me watch this Bulls game in the bathroom while I fast forward through the last second shot to catch that in depth recap.

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