Suzanne Somers Pie To The Face

March 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Somebody sick of Suzanne Somers bragging about how her husband services her senior snatch daily took a shaving cream pie to her face outside Dancing With the Stars rehearsal. I think it was her dance partner who still has nightmares about his beard wife’s similar demands once a year on Stalin’s birthday. A contract is a contract. After the initial ha-ha’s and you got me’s, the propolene glycol in the shaving cream reacted with Suzanne’s Darkman dermis layer and she began to writhe around in a steamy cappuccino froth. Everybody had a really good laugh because Joyce DeWitt is still totally available.

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