It’s a big deal when any of the Willis girls lands a gig. Rumer got herself onto Dancing with the Stars where only the top flight of irrelevant celebrities land nine times a year. ABC can’t crank that shit out fast enough. They got the message on Lost. Too many people bitching about purgatory. Why waste the cash. Do you realize how little you have to pay a Willis daughter or a waived gay football player to appear on your dancing show? Glitter don’t need no deep dive fan forums. Tallulah and Scout put on their chin gloss and finest tops and went to support their sister at rehearsal. Any notion of bras was forgotten four day time cocktails ago. Rumer might just take this entire competition. Let me know. I can’t watch. It feels too much like somebody is stepping on my balls.
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