The Future Was Supposed To Be Better

We are now living in the future as referred to in the science fiction movies we watched as kids. I don’t have a flying car or a hover board or those five course meals that come in pill form. Everybody is fat which I certainly don’t remember about ‘the next millennium’. Someone invented a vibrator with a camera on the end so you can see graphic biological documentation of your lover’s insides. This should go over well in Japan, Germany, and a host of other countries who lost the war and are still really confused about their feelings. There’s a word for people who jerk off to the surgery channel. Dexter. I’ve been beating off fine all these years without the aid of endoscopic footage. Is that a book of matches? The Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator retails for $184.99 but you can save forty bucks if you buy a used one on Amazon. Keep that one in a locked drawer as someday it certainly be subpoenaed as DNA evidence. Nice work, Buffalo Bill.

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