Aaron Hernandez Still Seems Confident

Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole though he’s officially listed as probable for the Patriots season opener in September. There’s a strong chance Hernandez doesn’t understand his sentence. He told everyone he’s going to Disney World. The Hernandez case was perplexing. Not in that there was any doubt he killed a guy, it was just remarkable how guilty he was. There were text message from the victim to Hernandez basically begging not to be killed. They were right aside security footage showing Hernandez playing with his gun. Hernandez remained oddly confident throughout the trial. It’s almost like someone told him rich guy football players can get away with murder and he believed them. They didn’t mention you’re supposed to pretend you aren’t guilty. Also, hide the murder weapon in the Kardashian house.

Hernandez’ lawyers will appeal to Massachusetts’ Supreme Court  who are too busy concerning themselves with chowder infringement litigation to hear about a thug who killed a guy and doesn’t have an alibi. At least your tats make sense now. You’ll do well in prison as you did in the NFL. Also, when you kill somebody in prison, they won’t kick you out.

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