Allie Mason Topless Perfect

If you can find a girl who smiles broadly while having her tits commercially exploited, marry her. But in a third world country where official documents are still produced on dot matrix ASCII printers. At some point those cute Post-Its she hides in your bag for work are going to include disturbing confessionals of things she did to survive as a child. Remind her that immolating her three uncles in their sleep was surely self-defense even as you consult your attorney on how much to annul your Malaysian marriage. There’s no such thing as a free lunch. Not with tits like that.

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