Amy Schumer Prays to False Gods

Nobody works harder than Amy Schumer to promote her show. Schumer threw herself mockingly on the ground before Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they entered the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential Persons Gala to be honored for helping the magazine sell a few more copies before it circles one last time down the historical bowl. Schumer’s stunt wasn’t super funny, but you have to honor the initiative. You could easily be designer shoe stomped by Kanye West in a reflexive fit of rage. Kim Kardashian lied and said she found the whole bit amusing, though it still didn’t sink in that a woman can advance her career interests without taking a dick in her ass. Security reminded everyone that this could’ve been a real attack by a dangerous person with a gun, also reminding us this could’ve turned out so much better.

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