Big Girl on Skinny Girl Violence

Fat women in Britain are incensed over an advertisement showing a hot chick in a bikini along with the words “Are You Beach Body Ready?” The ads are for Protein World, a company which sells protein powder and supplements, the ultimate goal of which are to get you into shape and stop blogging. Many feel it is body shaming to hire hot models for advertisements, a sentiment also known as jealousy. The company should have explicitly stated you’re still allowed to go to the beach if you’re in lousy shape. Because you are. Visit Barcelona some time to confirm.

Protestors have been desecrating the billboards along with the hashtags #eachbodysready and #alreadyperfect. It’s interesting those threatened by an image of a chick in a bikini think their bodies are perfect. She never suggested that, and dudes would push you in front of the train to help her trip a hobo. A change.org petition has received over 35,000 signatures calling to have the ads removed, because this billboard has somehow convinced people that hot thin blonde chicks with big tits look better at the beach than you in your XL Disneyland T-shirt. Take them down. I still want to fuck her, and no I’m not pulling up to the front to let you out first. You can walk with the rest of us. I’ll carry the cooler. The company has maintained their sanity and is unapologetic:

“It is a shame that in 2015 there are still a minority who aren’t focusing on celebrating those who aspire to be healthier, fitter and stronger.”

Surprisingly well put from a corporate body. The guy who writes the pro forma apologies must be out sick. When you start selling seatbelt extensions or a new line of Smucker’s give the big chicks a ring if they aren’t down at the beach picketing whoever turns the most heads. See you at the snack bar.