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April 8, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was found guilty on all thirty charges of pressure cooker bombing the Boston Marathon in 2013. His older brother killed in the manhunt after the attack seemed to be the junior jihadi mastermind while Dzhokhar was probably the cowardly go-along sack of shit with not much else going on in his life. A lot of trouble could’ve been saved if the cops who found the younger brother would’ve offed him during his arrest. Police these days don’t seem super reticent to shoot, maybe a couple more slugs in this wayward little fellow would’ve saved everybody a whole lot of effort and bad memories. The White House won’t call this a terrorist attack, maybe an unfortunate cooking equipment related disaster, but it was clearly designed to kill and maim innocent men, women and children. Closure and justice remain two completely mythical salves without any real world application. Nobody’s going to be cured of their misery when this guy’s given bad ecstasy and made to watch Rihanna videos or however it is they humanely put down death row inmates these days. The guy with the binder clipped sign beat me to the rest.
Photo credit: Holly Bailey on Twitter