Chris Copeland Stabbed (VIDEO)

Forward Chris Copeland of the Indiana Pacers was stabbed in the gut outside the 1OAK nightclub in New York where both stabbings and a homemade burrito stand are available between 3am and 5am most party evenings. The dude who stabbed him was an acquaintance of the girlfriend of Copeland’s wife, who also got stabbed in the abdomen because somebody didn’t take their Krav Maga knife training classes very seriously. Naturally, TMZ obtained footage of the aftermath before the aftermath even began. Caution, the raw footage contains lots of ‘damn n-bombs’ because really what else is to be said when a perfectly good all night party and bottle serve is ruined once again by a blood letting.

Also arrested in the fracas were two Eastern European bench players for the Atlanta Hawks who happened to be at the same club and decided to fuck with the police during the incident because that’s how things work in Belgrade. Many fans are ripping on Chris Copeland for being out at a club at four in the morning the day of a big night game for his team trying to secure the final playoff spot in the Eastern Conference. Fewer people are actually concerned about his condition because you know in some way he brought this on himself. When Copeland played college ball for the University of Colorado, he got winged by a bullet at an off-campus party. I’d call this a second warning shot and consider other four am options such as sleeping or reading Moby Dick. The Siren call of the nightclub DJ is hard to resist, but remind yourself this, being shot and stabbed really fucking hurts. When you take a throwing star to the eyeball next time, I’m not coming to pick you up.