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April 3, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Comedian Farah Brook made a video where she attempts to mouth kiss total strangers in New York. Mostly cute hipster boys to be precise because kissing homeless dudes with feline AIDS wouldn’t be worth the $5.78 she’s making on YouTube. In 2015, asking a chick how she is doing or telling her she’s pretty makes you a pre-rapist but if the same chick assaults you with her open mouth it’s just super cute. If Brook was a dude she’d be given a bag of wheat flour and thrown into solitary. As it should be. If Brook tried to make out with me in the subway station I’d be pleasantly surprised save for her claiming I had the wrong idea when I suggested it would be super funny if I finished on her tits. It’s even possible I’d be arrested. Double standards exist for a reason. May as well exploit the shit out of them. I would. Back to the drawing board, Farah. New York needs more questionable social experiments on hidden camera.