Crunchy Black Wrong Drugs

Rapper Crunchy Black of Three 6 Mafia was arrested for possession of meth in Las Vegas but calmly told police he thought he had bought cocaine and could he go now?

“Oh damn. I was trying to buy that powder, not meth.”

I meant to kill that guy with a Desert Eagle how’d this silly 9 mm get into the conversation? They’re both illegal. Maybe you thought you were street purchasing some 1980’s action film DVDs. Wait, that’s also illegal. When your name is Crunchy Black you’re pretty much presumed guilty so he was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine and providing a fake name which I could have already told you. Black is already wanted in Minnesota for beating his girlfriend and trying to snort the stuff on the side of the highways. The name and the bling ought to go over well with the Nevada judges. Cross your fingers and hope you’re the last guy to hear O.J. confess before he expires.

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