David Miscavige Manager of the Year

Scientology head David Miscavige reportedly hired a private investigator to harass his father, who had left the church and was considering speaking out about some of the fucked up shit they do. The investigators would follow dad around, go through his garbage, sit at the table next to his in restaurants, stand over him at the library when he checked his email, and in general just creep him out. At one point it appeared he was having a heart attack. The private investigator phoned Miscavige who he says told him:

“To let him die and not intervene in any way.”

Usually the instinct to help a fellow human trumps the impulse to pull out your cell phone, so I’d say this sounds suspect. It’s also possible the investigator is just a dangerous psychopath, and he was busted with multiple loaded weapons in his van including an illegal silencer shortly thereafter. I don’t think you use a silencer when hunting deer. Miscavige denies everything, including that Travolta likes musky cock so his credibility is shot to shit. If true this is probably the thirtieth most fucked up thing he’s ever done. When we finally depose this guy under galactic oath we’ll know who killed JFK. Write a letter to your congressperson. Just make it anonymous.

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