Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk

According to millennials, breastfeeding was invented two years ago. Popularized by a series of heroic models and actresses posting Norman Rockwell breastfeeding photos to Instagram. Previously, infants were nourished from the bark of fake trees manufactured by Monsanto while their mothers were body shamed by white men who smoked cigars. Those were dark cancerous times. Now women may use their tits to feed their infants and make a few bucks. The tortured convolutions of female equality takes another big step forward. As does breast pump fetish porn. It’s not true progress until men can beat off to it.

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