Drake Jimmies Up Some Lies And Shit Around The Web

April 15, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Canadian teen soap opera star Drake claims he’s “100%” with being deep throated by desiccated crone Madonna at Coachella. This is contrary to early reports and his obvious physical reaction to feeling his life force being sucked out of his gourd.

Read all of Drake’s lies. (Huffington Post)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley uses her arms as a bra for Harpers. (Egotastic)

Rihanna forgets to wear a bra and shows everyone her nips. (TMZ)

Nadine Leopold and her freckled face model some lingerie just for you. (Drunken Stepfather)

This is Bambi Blyth and this is her amazing cleavage. (Hollywood Tuna)

Is it OK to openly ogle Sophie Turner in tight pants yet? (Popoholic)

It’s Wednesday, let’s celebrate booties! (The Chive)

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