George Lopez Played Dirty By CAA

Creative Artists Agency recently experienced a mass exodus of their agents and famous clients. CAA is suing the shit out of everyone involved because when you lose Seth Rogen and the same twelve people who are in every fucking movie you either have to work your ass off to rebuild or call some lawyers and schedule a brunch. First order of business, get your charity donation back from George Lopez. Lopez hosts a celebrity golf tournament every year to help sick kids go to summer camp. CAA had donated $7,500 to the tournament, but after Lopez left the agency they fired off a letter demanding a refund of the donation. This seemed petty and gross even by Hollywood agency standards where cocaine and ass to mouth orgies are also known as the Tuesday all-hands meeting in the big conference room. CAA hasn’t issued a statement but claims they will issue a separate donation directly to the charity sometime after everyone forgets to verify. They also issued a statement asking the public to acknowledge that finding George Lopez steady work for a decade on the talent of reciting four cliche Mexican jokes ought to deserve some loyalty. That seems fair.

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