Hillary Clinton Fails At Being Human Again

Hillary Clinton went into a Chipotle in Toledo with her down low lesbian lover, ordered a burrito bowl, and didn’t talk to any of the crusty commoners enjoying their late morning  ten thousand calorie grass fed snacks. Not even a token butchered remark about the local sports match. This was considered a weird move since the whole point of Clinton’s going to Chipotle was an insincere stunt drummed up to cast her as a human type being and not an android prototype who subsists solely on ambition and the ashes of her husband’s cigars. Clinton’s visit was so lackluster there was even debate about whether she actually set foot in the Chipotle or if that was Phil Spector in a pant suit. The creepy manager of the Chipotle released security footage like he’d just spotted Nessie in the Loch. Hillary Clinton is an actual person who eats Mexican fast food. Viva Latinos! Use the toilet without putting paper down first and you’re one of us.

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