Kelly Clarkson Sensing A Pattern

Overweight women are angry at Mike Wallace after he said Kelly Clarkson “could stay off the deep dish pizza for a while.” This is a moronic statement on the part of Wallace. How does he know she’s eating deep dish pizza. Maybe she’s just chugging lard. Whatever the caloric source it’s plentiful and Clarkson is clinically obese so remarking on this seems like fat shaming the same way stating it’s hot outside is a slap in the face to people at the beach. Wallace’s comment comes a week after radio host Mike Gallagher noted that Clarkson “blew up” and then chortled to himself. If a lot of people are noticing you’re fat, perhaps you’re fat. Clarkson meanwhile sought to remind Ellen DeGeneres she often meets chicks fatter than her: 

”I think what hurts my feelings… is that I’ll have a meet and greet after the show and a girl who is, like, bigger than me will be in the meet and greet and be like, ‘wow, if they think you’re big, I must be so fat to them.'”

The last thing we can have in this country is diabetes ridden over stuffed lazy teenage girls feeling bad about themselves. Call Dominos and ask them to suggest something. The facts can wait. See you at your bedridden quinceanera. Sometimes a little shame is healthy, at least compared to a little arteriosclerosis.

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