Kendra Sunderland Opens Up

Kendra Sunderland, who was busted for getting herself off in the Oregon State University library, has been doing well since the incident. Not in the sense she enrolled in school or a therapy program, but she has a budding career in competitive field of being a web cam girl. No word on whether she bought the ashtray yet. She will be posing in Penthouse and doing cam work for their parent company FriendFinder on her website PlayWithKendra.com which features Sunderland repeatedly degrading herself for men with bitcoin fortunes:

“Some guy asked me to lick the bottom of my shoe and slobber all over it. He’s paying me to do that, so I tried to play it off and pretend like I was doing it, and he’s like, ‘No, no really get in there,’ and I said ‘OK bye!”

Yeah fuck that guy he already paid. You’re not going to prosper with this attitude. Desperate men need a snotty cam girl with a ton of hang ups just like they need their strippers to lecture them on the evils of dog muzzles whilst getting a lap dance. At this rate I’d give her a few months of profitable diddling followed by a tour of DeVry. Snap a pick of the president’s Swingline in your snatch in the Oval Office. Until then you’re dead to me. Mostly because I’m broke..

Photo Credit: PlayWithKendra.com