Lady Gaga and Yale to Help Teens Emote

Lady Gaga got wicked fucking high and decided that healthy emotional expression in the high school classroom would be her new grail quest. Gaga is teaming up with Yale University where her music is still played by many in the theater department to survey high school students over their emotional experiences in school and how it can be improved. Once you give up on reading and writing and arithmetic, there’s a shitload of important topics our nation’s schools can be covering. Why is Bethany cutting? How come Sam screams when he pees? How do I feel when the cops arrest my gym teacher?

Gaga will host a professor and politician packed Emotional Revolution Summit in New Haven in October, marking perhaps the least anticipated event ever in human history. On the same day in Beijing, the Chinese are holding a summit on the best use of invisible fence collars to stimulate academic achievement in the engineering sciences. I can’t help but feel we’re being out-coached.

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