Madonna, Again

Madonna spread her legs in Cosmopolitan’s 50th anniversary issue due to hit obstetrician waiting rooms four years from now. She took the opportunity to ramble some half truths about income inequality since that’s the best way to get attention as Rihanna declined her publicist’s request to let you shave her box on the Superbowl halftime show. True to form:

“We still live in a very sexist society that wants to limit people.”

Last I checked women are the majority of people in this country, not to mention the majority of college graduates, professional school graduates, doctors and lawyers. It’s illegal to discriminate against women with regards to employment. They earn a little less than men in total. They also work less in total hours on average. Whether or not there’s an actual issue I’d posit you’re not helping the situation by pegging gay models in overpriced hardcovers. It’s hard to take you seriously when you’re still playing dress up past menopause. If you actually have something to say write a letter to your Congressman. Actually, Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney reps your new $40 million townhouse on the Upper East Side. Now then, shut the fuck up and let’s talk about how shitty it is for Africans.

Photo Credit: Cosmopolitan.com