Mama June Will Chow Box If You Please

Mama June alerted the press that she is bisexual. Perhaps she is capitalizing on Bruce Jenner’s revelation that he is a straight woman’s spirit animal who’s not into cock. June’s assertion comes as a setback to the LGBT movement and overall population growth. I’m touching my dick now. It’s cold and lifeless.

“It’s no big deal, I was young and experimented with it, never went pro though just played the minor leagues… It’s open season. I will keep all my options open.”

June is referring to her current separation from Sugar Bear, who would be plowing the ugliest of sorority chicks for his next fourteen minutes if he wasn’t nearly aborted on a hunch. I remain shocked a dude would put his dick in this tub of Country Crock, yet somewhere out there is a woman who’s wedged her head between her gunt and pubic mound and went to town. Mama June has inadvertently done more in the name of equality then you could hope to document on your upcoming reality show for compassionate retards. People are gross. We can put the flags away.

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