Marilyn Manson Punched In Face At Denny’s

Marilyn Manson went to a Denny’s in Alberta Canada at 2 am and got punched in the face. Apparently some guys in another booth were rightfully making fun of him because he’s a silly dork in H&M gear. An argument ensued and Manson called one of the guy’s girlfriend a bitch. Insulting drunken Canadian lumberjack’s girlfriends right after closing time isn’t a great idea. Apparently the emo thing isn’t an act because he didn’t fight back and just went back to his car and masturbated while crying. I can die a happy man knowing Marilyn Manson was punched at a Denny’s. I’ve been thinking about it wistfully all morning. Any time some self tortured androgynous dick head wants to pretend they’re super deep and show you their poetry just picture them buying hair dye at the drugstore and then waiting in line at the DMV in eye liner. You’re not interesting. You’re just hoping nobody sees you at a Denny’s like the rest of us. Excuse me, I have a coupon.

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