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April 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
The new host of The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, has come under fire because some people who are super satisfied with their lives mined his Twitter account for possibly offensive things he said six years ago when he was sprouting pubes. As it turns out comedians often make jokes. Even if they are more of a statement and there is no particular punchline:
“Behind every successful Rap Billionaire is a double as rich Jewish man.”
As a fact, that stands alone but now I’m doubting the whole comedian thing. Luckily Noah stepped it up:
“Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would have felt so bad in my german car!”
I’m starting to sense a pattern here. Noah has been accused of being anti-Semitic because that’s what happens when gentiles mention Jewish people in any context including their tipping habits. Comedians don’t just hate Jews, they hate everybody as you would if you couldn’t pay rent, couldn’t get laid, and overheard your parents on more than one occasion lamenting the fact they’d not aborted you in utero.
Comedy Central has rushed to Noah’s defense because the check already cleared and nobody wants to tell the boss maybe they just wasted a few million on a total flyer. I’m sure Noah means well. Let this be a lesson. People are cunts. Adjust accordingly and talk about the Welsh while it’s still safe.
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