Nelly Packing Meth

Nelly’s tour bus was pulled over in Tennessee because police suspected there was no reason for Nelly to be on tour. Also, the bus was out of date on its Department of Transportation sticker 17A(3) which certifies you paid the government for sticker 17A(3) and you’re an official knight of the realm. In Nelly’s tour bus the cops found some meth and a bunch of stoned entourage dudes with warrants and weapons. They found zero musical instruments. The pretense for the stop seems dubious. Nelly likely gets some suspended jail time and simultaneously diverts his Hot in Herre royalties to the courthouse renovation fund for a couple years. Meanwhile, the Biloxi Sheraton will have to find some new lobby entertainment for their complimentary wine hour and early morning drive by and bagels.

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