People Love Chick-Fil-A

People have been camped outside of a soon to open Chick-Fil-A in Bellevue Washington for days because the first 100 people in line will get a free sandwich. If you’re doing the math that’s verging on twelve cents an hour. What makes this especially concerning is these people are geared up with state of the art camping gear from the local REI that costs as much as my car. This represents some sort of mass psychosis and might explain the whole Fast and Furious franchise. People like to get in line. If the company was smart they’d pass out the sandwiches already and get these weirdos the fuck off their property. Go ahead and run their papers when you ring them up because a few of these people are hiding bodies. If this is anyone you know, change your contact information and never go on Facebook again. They’re going to take you down with them.

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