Some days the Muses don’t visit. God provides in other ways. Tits help. Jesus went up on the cross a couple thousand years back so the party down here could keep rolling. That’s my interpretation. I know those self-flagellating dudes in the Philippines lugging crosses every Good Friday have a different one.
Somebody once accused me of posting pictures of topless models when I’m too tired to do real work. I’m surprised more people haven’t made the same accusation. It’s entirely true. Live with photos of a Victoria’s Secret model topless. Tough it out. Nobody’s asking you to go full stigmata.
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