Scott Weiland Experiencing Technical Difficulties (VIDEO)

Medical science has been waiting forever for Scott Weiland to die so they can figure out how he’s lived so long. Heroin is not known for its picking properties. He’s got to be throwing in a baby aspirin somewhere. His fans who continue to wish him clean health for sixty years running we’re saddened to see Weiland trying to force Vaseline from his windpipes on stage in a Texas club. The twitching extremities a dead give away that as his manager explained, Scott was super tired and had had a couple beers. Who hasn’t been spent and had a couple Amstels and woken up three months later behind a Manilla bun shop with street urchins peeing on your face. You’re on the senior circuit now, Scott. Hold the microphone out to the crowd and say, ‘It’s your turn”. We’ll carry you the rest of the way.