The Japanese Never Disappoint (VIDEO)

There is a Japanese game show called Sing If You Can where guys sing karaoke while getting jerked off from behind a curtain. The goal is apparently to sing half way decent while you’re preparing to spooge. Actually, like all Japanese game shows, the goal is to hear lots of giggling and see ashamed faces. For the supremely uninhibited contestants sometimes the chicks will use their feet. I’m not much of a foot job man myself but I could do without this woman staring at me like I’m putting the finishing touches on a sculpture while she’s working the pump action. The Japanese are indeed an industrious people. Sometimes they invent new automotive technologies but it’s in the field of bizarre public ritualistic sex acts their true genius really shines. It’s tempting to call them TV retarded but we live in a country where people pay premium rates to see Lena Dunham topless taking a dump. Don’t throw stones in a glass house. Dudes will do anything for a free hand job. Lionel Richie was a visionary.